This man was getting tired of doing the same sex position with his wife every night. So he asks his Chinese friend for help. So the Chinese friend says, "First, you gotta' do her and then listen to Confusha. Then ya gotta fuck her again, and gaze upon the astronomy. Next ya screw her and get a glass of water. Then fuck her for the last time and go to bed.

So the guy gives it a try. First, he does his wife. Then he reads TIME Magazine. Then, he fucks her and goes outside and looks at the stars. By now she's getting sore. Then he screwed her and got a drink of water. And at that point she's sore as hell. Then he fucks her, and proceeds to sleep. Then she asks, "Why you fuckin like the chinese?"