Top
Advertisement

Reforms connected with arrival of the new president

The Minister of Health - Dr. Dre
the Minister of Justice - Samuel El Jackson
the Minister of Education - Puff Daddy
the Minister of Labour and Social Protection - Shaquille O'neal
the Chairman of customs committee - 50 cent

According to authentic sources at full speed there is a modernisation of material base of administration of the new president. Gold chains, pendant in the form of huge crosses, charms and fur coats are actively bought.

On cars of a presidential train silvery disks of the big diameter are established. Usual columns vary on the strengthened subwoofers giving vibration.

Besides, according to a new diplomatic protocol, considerable changes are entered into a lexicon and correspondence rules. Henceforth in increasing frequency we will hear phrases "luv ya", "hey yo!", "wassup, man?"

Well and at last, the hymn of the USA will be changed on accurate ритмованную отбивку. It will be necessary to listen as before - standing, but already with the palms extended forward, movement of palms in a step to music and easy knee-bends from a waist.
5
Ratings
  • 764 Views
  • 2 Comments
  • 0 Favorites
  • Flag
  • Flip
  • Pin It

2 Comments

  • Advertisement