A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender he has had a very bad day.
bartender says "tell me about it"

guys says "give me a drink and I'll tell you all about it"

bartender gives the guy a drink

guy says "I was over banging this woman this morning and her husband came home"

"oh man" the bartender says "that is a bad day"

"thats not the bad part" the guy says "give me a drink and I'll tell you more"

bartender gives him a drink

" I went out the window and stood on the ledge but slipped and was hanging onto the gutter"

"yea that is a bad day"says the bartender

"thats not the worst part" the guy says "give me adrink I'll tell you more"

bartender gives the guy a drink

"the husband the decides to pee out the window all over my head then turns around and takes a crap on my head"

"man that is the worst day you could have" says the bartender

"thats still not the worst part" the guy says "give me a drink and I'll tell you more"

bartender says "it can't get worse than that if you tell me whats worse I'll pay for the drinks"

"well then give a three shots of Tequila"says the guy

bartender does and asks"whats worse than being peed and crapped on"

The guy says" well when I looked down I was only 4 feet of the ground"