So the other day, I was out on the golf course. I was having a horrible round. On hole #3, I was grabbing my 5 wood out of my bag when I heard someone behind me mutter "ribbit, 3 wood". When I turned around, all I saw was a frog sitting in the rough. I ignored what I though I heard and stepped up to the Tee Box. As I was starting on my back swing, I heard it again. "ribbit 3 wood". I turned around, and just as before, I only saw the frog. "Did you say something?" I asked the frog.
"Ribbit, 3 wood". The frog replied. I pulled my 3 wood out of my bag, stepped up to the Tee Box, and swung. The ball landed 4 inches from the hole. I was completely dumbfounded.
"You're coming with me" I told the frog. I played out the rest of my round listening to the advice of my new little friend. I had an amazing game- I even got a hole in one!!!! "What now?" I asked the frog.
"Ribbit, Las Vegas" The frog replied. I hopped on the first plane I could get to Vegas.
"What now frog?" I asked.
"Ribbit, Slots" he suggested. We took a cab to the Luxor. When we entered the casino, the frog jumped out of my hands and hopped over to a slot machine. I put a few coins in and pulled the handle. The reels landed on 777! I won just over $10,000!!!! I was completely extatic!
"What now frog?" I asked excitedly.
"Ribbit, hotel room". Of course, I took the frogs advice and got us the most expensive room I could find. Why not? I could afford it now, and I had a lucky frog!!! We went to our room and I asked the frog again "what now frog?"
"Ribbit, kiss me". It said. Who was I to argue?! This frog had given me the best round of golf in my life and won me over $10,000!!! At this point, I was ready to do anything this frog told me. I puckered up, and gave this thing a kiss that would make Carmen Electras toes curl. Just then, the frog turned into a BEAUTIFUL 13 year old girl. And THAT, your honor is how she ended up in my room that night.