A homeless bum was standing outside an office building asking for change. A well-dressed young lady, with both hands full with a briefcase and a cup of coffee, was approaching the front door.

Seeing an opportunity to ask for change, he runs up to open the door for her. As he opens it, he asks her for a dollar, to which she quickly responds, "No."

"Well then," says the man, "Would you suck my dick if I washed it?"

"HELL NO!" shrieks the woman with disgust.

"DIRTY COCKSUCKING BITCH."