A man, tired of working everyday, wanted to be a woman. When he woke up the next day, he was a woman already. She cleaned and scrubbed and wiped and washed and laundered and ironed and sweeped and did all of the chores. That night, she cooked dinner. Then, after hours, made love to her husband. The next day, she wanted to be a man again because of all the chores she should do when her husband wasn't around. God was the one to grant her wish. She told God that she would like to be a man again.
GOD: I am granting your wish again. But, you have to wait for nine more months.
WOMAN: Why?
GOD:...



...you got pregnant last night!
WOMAN(thinking): This was a lot harder for me! What should I do?!
GOD: And, oh, you'll have to be stronger.
WOMAN: Why?
GOD: You got pregnant, and..
WOMAN: And?
GOD: You got...



...twins!
Now, the man has stretch marks all over his tummy.