A teacher decides she wants to reward her smart kids with a surprise.

To find out who is deserving she asks. "Who was the first man to walk on the moon?

Little suzie "I know, I know, it's Neil Armstrong!"

Teacher "Very good, you can have Monday off."

Little Suzie "I'm sorry I can't, I'm Jewish."

The teacher is a little perplexed and replies "Uh, okay then....next question, who gave the speech 'I have a dream'"

Little Timmy pipes up and says "I know, I know it's Martin Luther King."

"Very good" replies the teacher, "you can have Monday off."

Same answer again, "I'm sorry I can't, I'm Jewish." said Timmy.

Little Johnny quickly says "FUCKING JEWS."

"Who said that?!!" asked the teacher angrily.

"Hitler" responds Johnny "see you Tuesday."