The teacher of a first grade class in New York asks everybody who like the Yankees to raise their hands. All except one kid raise their hand.
"Why didn't you raise your hand John?" asked the teacher.
"I am a Red sox fan."
"Why" questioned the teacher.
I"I don't know, I guess because my parents are." he said.
"Well what if your parents were Yankees fans, what would you be then?"
The boy quickly answered. "A moron"