Tech Support Issue
Falthor
Published
11/21/2008
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct slow down in overall system performance, Particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which worked flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
IN Addition Husband 1.0 Uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5, and Personal Attention 6.5, which it then replace with Undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 8.3 and Golf Clubs 5.1
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix the problem, but to no avail.
What Can I do?
Signed Desperate.
Dear Desperate,
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is and Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command ithoughtyoulovedme.exe and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5 applications.
But Remember, overuse of the above applications cand cause Husband 1.0 to default to running Grumpy Silence 1.2, Happy Hour 7.0, and Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta release.
Whatever you do, Do Not install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to re-install Boyfriend 5.0. It is a conflicting program with Husband 1.0 and will crash your system.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying addition software to improve performance. We recommend Cooking Dinner 3.0 and Hot lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck
Tech Support.
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct slow down in overall system performance, Particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which worked flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
IN Addition Husband 1.0 Uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5, and Personal Attention 6.5, which it then replace with Undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 8.3 and Golf Clubs 5.1
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix the problem, but to no avail.
What Can I do?
Signed Desperate.
Dear Desperate,
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is and Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command ithoughtyoulovedme.exe and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5 applications.
But Remember, overuse of the above applications cand cause Husband 1.0 to default to running Grumpy Silence 1.2, Happy Hour 7.0, and Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta release.
Whatever you do, Do Not install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to re-install Boyfriend 5.0. It is a conflicting program with Husband 1.0 and will crash your system.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying addition software to improve performance. We recommend Cooking Dinner 3.0 and Hot lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck
Tech Support.
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