10. Grizzly scene in which Dorothy blasts flying
monkeys out of the sky with an uzi.

9. "Katie bar the door! There's a giant asteroid
headed straight for Oz!"

8. Dorothy steps outside and says, "Like, this is so
not Kansas!"

7. Instead of "oil," tin man moans, "Vi-a-gra."

6. Kathie Lee Gifford plays Dorothy -- audience roots
for witch.

5. It would be named "Twister II"

4. To prepare for his role as the Scarecrow, DeNiro
would actually have his brain removed.

3. Lovable dog Toto replaced by lovable droid
T.O.T.O.

2. "Lions and tigers and bears, oh fu**!"

1. New title -- "Wiz Got Game."