A man and a woman, both married to other people, were surprised and quite embarassed when they fofund out that they were sharing a room on a train. They were both very weary and tired from their travels and they both soon fell asleep. The man was on the top bunk and the woman was on the bottom bunk. At about 1 in the morning, the man reaches down and gently shakes the woman awake. He says, " Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you but would you be willing to reach into the closet and grab me another blanket? I'm awfully cold." The woman replies, " I have a better idea! Let's pretend we're married!" The man eagerly agreed so the woman says, " Good, then you can get your own f@c$i#g blanket!" The man ignores her but a few minutes later, he rolls over and farts.