Smallpox
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A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place.
They're undressing and he drops his trousers. She points to his messed up knees and asks what happened. He says 'when I was young I contracted kneesles'. She says 'you mean measles'. He says 'no, I actually got kneesles'.
She shrugs and continues undressing. When he removes his socks she looks at his sorry toes and asks about them. He says 'shortly after the kneesles, I contracted toelio'. She says 'you mean polio?'. He says 'no, I got toelio'.
She shrugs it off, until he drops his shorts. She looks again and says 'don't tell me - smallcox'.
They're undressing and he drops his trousers. She points to his messed up knees and asks what happened. He says 'when I was young I contracted kneesles'. She says 'you mean measles'. He says 'no, I actually got kneesles'.
She shrugs and continues undressing. When he removes his socks she looks at his sorry toes and asks about them. He says 'shortly after the kneesles, I contracted toelio'. She says 'you mean polio?'. He says 'no, I got toelio'.
She shrugs it off, until he drops his shorts. She looks again and says 'don't tell me - smallcox'.
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- By: kaylaiskool
- Level: Altar Boy
- Featured: 211 weeks ago
- Added: 212 weeks ago
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