A man went to a doctor for a simple vasectomy. When he awokeafter the procedure the doctor was standing over him with a worried look.

"I have some bad news," the doctor said. "Icompletely botched your surgery, and we had to go ahead and give you a full sex change. You now have a vagina."

"Oh my God," the man said. "So you mean to tell me I will never experience another erection for as long as I live?"

"Oh, you will experience an erection," the doctor said, "just not yours."