Top 10 Halal songs
1. Everybody must get stoned. - Bob Dylan/Ayatollah Khomeini
2. On the Sunni side of the street. - Various/Abu Musab Zarqawi
3. The train in Spain lies mainly on the slain. - Julie Andrews/OBL
4. Hello Mullah, hello Fatwa. - Alan Sherman
5. Yasser, that's my baby. - Various/ Jacques Chirac
6. Taqiyya Sunrise. - The Eagles/Keysar Trad/Waleed Ali
7.You can leave your hijab on. - Joe Cocker/Cat Stevens/John Howard
8. Pub with no beer. - Slim Dusty/Sharia Council
9. Baby you can bomb my car. - Beatles/Mujahedeen
10. Horse with no head. - (Death to) America/Blind Jihadis