The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing
his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked
up to him
and said, "This morning when you left your house, did you close your
garage door?
"The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door,
and walked into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished
his
paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He
then
understood his assistant's question about his "garage door."
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask,
"When my
garage
door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there? "She smiled and
said, "No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat
tires.