Two Jewish men are walking down the road talking, when they see a sign saying, "Convert to Catholism and we shall pay you $100." One of the men says, "I think I'm going to convert, what about you?". The other man says, "No, I like being jewish. You go ahead and I'll wait for you here." So, one hour passes and the man comes out. The jewish man asks, "Did you convert?". The new catholic says, "Yes, I did." The jewish man then asks, "What about the $100?". The catholic man then yells, "You Jew, you only think of money!"