A middle aged couple is watching TV when a TV Evangelist comes on
and promises to heal the sick.

"If only you would pray with Him, place your right hand in the
air, and place your left hand on the afflicted area, the Almighty
Lord will heal you."

So the man places his right hand in the air and his left hand on
his crotch and his wife says "Gee honey he said heal the sick, not
raise the dead!"