Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
. My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.
. Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
. Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
. If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
.
Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

. Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.