One day, deep in the woods, there was an angry bear chasing a little rabbit. They would do this everyday. One day, while running though the woods, the rabbit tripped over a lamp, and out popped a genie. The genie came out and said he would give them 3 wishes. The rabbit gets the first wish and wishes for a motor bike. "Wish granted." Next, the bear wishes that all the bears in the woods were female except him. "Done." The rabbit hops on his motor bike, cranks it up, and says, "I wish the bear were gay," and takes off.