As casar said, "let me mix that salad!"

As Jack the Ripper's mother said to her son, "How come you never go out with the same girl twice?"

As Moses said to God, "Let me see if I have it right-- the Arabs get the oil and we get the right to cut the tips off our WHAT?!"

As Vincent Van Gogh said after he cut off his ear, "Don't Shout!"

As George Washington said when he was crossing the Delaware, "I can't understand it. I paid for a seat!"

As Jesse James said to his brother Frank, " We can't rob that bank. That's where we keep OUR money!"