She was soooooooooooooo blonde:


* she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
* she thought a quarterback was a refund.
* she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
* she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* she thought General Motors was in the army.
* she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
* she tried to drown a fish.
* she tripped over a cordless phone.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said concentrate.
* she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
* she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".
* they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
* at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put Sagittarius.
* she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
* she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
We'll miss her.*************************