a bear and a rabbit
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit were in the woods and caught a frog. The frog said, "if you let me go, I'll grant you 3 wishes each." they let the frog go and Mr. Bear said, "I wish all the bears in this forest were female." the rabbit wished for a motorcycle helmet. the bear wished, "I wish all the bears in this country were female!" the rabbit wished for a motorcycle. the bear used his third wish, "I wish all the bears in the world were female!!" it came true, and then Mr. Rabbit thought for a minute, and then got on his chopper, and said, "I wish Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off.
pic0njo Uploaded 02/24/2008