A man lives next door to a blonde lady. He is mowing his lawn and the woman comes out walks to the mailbox openes it closes it and walks back into the house. 5 minutes later she comes out again walks to the mailbox opens it then shuts it walks back into the house. She comes out a 3rd time stamping her feet and very furious walks to the mailbox opens it and slams it closed again. Finally her neighbors stops her and ask why she keep opening and closing her mailbox. and the lady replies, OH!!!! it my god damn computer, it keeps telling me I have mail.