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Jesus playing golf

Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter
steps up to the tee on a par three and hits
one long and straight. It reaches the green.
Jesus is up next. He slices it. It heads
over the fence into traffic on an adjacent
street. Bounces off a truck, onto the roof
of a nearby shack and into the rain gutter,
down the drain spout and onto a lilly pad at
the edge of a lake. A frog jumps up and
snatches the ball in his mouth. An eagle
swoops down, grabs the frog. As the eagle
flies over the green, the frog croaks and
drops the ball. It lands in the hole. Saint
Peter looks at Jesus, exasperated. "Are
you gonna play golf?" he asks "Or
are you just gonna fuck around?"
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