George W. Bush, Jimmy carter, and Al Gore found a gene lamp. When the gene came out he said

“I will grant you each a wish, but ONLY if you tell me something true. When you do I will give you each something related to the truth you told me, BUT if you lie you will be sucked back into the lamp with me!”

The three men agreed and Al Gore said, “I think that cars could be made more environmentally friendly.” The gene agreed, and gave him the knowledge, to design such a car.

Jimmy carter said “I believe that the poor deserve to live like the rest of us.” The gene agreed and gave him the knowledge to eliminate poverty world wide.

George W. Bush said “I think….” Then instantly got sucked into the lamp.