A grampa takes his 10 year old grandson fishing for the first time. While they sit in the boat waiting for a bite, the grandpa takes a swig of rye from his flask. The grandson asks, "can I have some?" The grandpa asks, "Can you pull your dick between your legs and touch it to your butthole?" The child, confused, states that he can not. The grandpa explains, "Then you're not old enough yet." Minutes later, the grandpa lights up a cigarette. The grandson asks, "can I have one?" The grandpa again replies, "can you pull your dick between your legs and touch it to your butthole?" Disapointed, the child says he cannot. The granpa tells him, "Then you're not old enough". Sulking, the child grabs a package of cookis and starts snacking. The grandpa asks, "Are you going to share those?" The child asks, "Can you touch your butthole with your dick?" The grandpa declares, "I most certainly can!" Th