Little Johnny wanted to play with his train.
He went down stairs drove the train around a few times and stopped.
Then he said, "All you ass holes, that want on, get on! All ass holes that want off, get off!
His mom said, " Hay johnny, watch your mouth!"
He said, "What ever. All ass holes that want on, get on, all the fuckers that want off, get off!"
His mom said, "Johnny, go to your room!"
An hour later his mom said, "If you can watch your mouth, you can go back and play with your train."
He went back and drove the train around a few times.
He stopped and said, "All you nice people that want on, get on. All the nice folks who want off, get off. Any one who wants to know why the train is an hour late, ask that bitch upstairs!"