A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

When they arrive the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know your usual?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows her to a cab and jumps in. He tries desperately to explain himself, but his wife is just screaming at him at the top of her lungs.

The cabby turns his head and says, ""Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."