Versions of Jack and Jill Unsuitable for Kids

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jill forgot to take her pill
and now they have a daughter

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana
Jack got high, unzipped his fly
and Jill asked, "Do you wanna?"

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack killed Jill, enjoyed the thrill
and the rest of the town he slaughtered