An old rich lady had a bad habit of throwing her dirty tampons in the basement, she did this all her life. When she found out she was dying she decided to leave her fortune to any one that can spend one night in the basement. The first night a white guy guy came over he spent 3 hours down there before he came up and said it stunk to bad. The next night a black guy tried and came up after an hour and said it smelled to bad. The third night a pollock came over he went down and after 5 hours the old lady said she was going to bed. When she got up he was still down there. She hollered for him to come up. She called over her lawyer to fill out her will she said before I put your name down you must tell me how you stayed down there all night. He said it smelled awful but the jellyfilled donuts were good.
eyeless71 Uploaded 03/02/2008