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Even more of my fave Chuck Norris jokes.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s shit.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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