Two masochists had just left the Den of Pain. "That was the best session my Mistress ever gave me. She beat my back til it bled and then squished my balls in a vice." "Mine was even better," said the other. "She beat me, squished my balls, AND stuck needles in my dick." Just then the two masochists saw two gay guys holding hands. They shook their heads and said, "That’s disgusting!"