Three gay men die and their lovers go to a funeral. After they are cremated, they start a conversation. The first guy says "My husband loved to golf, so I'm going to scatter his ashes tyhroughout his favorite golf course." The second guy says "My husband loved fishhing, so I'm going to scatter his ashes throughout our favorite fishing spot." The third guy says "I'm going to poor my husband's ashes in a pot of chili and eat it so he can tear up my ass one more time!"