Monkey and Cue Ball
Guy goes into a bar with a monkey, it jumps on the bar and eats all the peanuts, pretzels and cherries. After that he jumps to the pool table and swallows the cueball whole. The bartender gets angry and asks that the monkey not do it again. A few weeks later the same guy and monkey enter the same bar, the monkey runs to the cherries holds one up to his asshole then pops it in his mouth. Bartender asks what the hell is he doing. The man replies "After he ate the cueball he sizes everything up now."
pudge67 Uploaded 03/16/2008