My wife the Dolphin
mortgagemescott
Published
03/19/2008
Three guys were at a bar talking about the night before.
First guy says "last night I had my woman sounding like a bear, she was growling like, arrgghhhh!"
The second guy says "oh yeah? Last night I had my woman sounding like a wolf, she was moaning like, aaooowwww!"
The third guy says "That’s nothing, last night I had my woman sounding like a dolphin."
"A dolphin?" the first two asked. They were puzzled.
"Yeah" he says "I had her in doggystyle position, and right when I was gonna stick it in her rear, she looked back, nodding and sqeeking "ee ee ee ee!"
First guy says "last night I had my woman sounding like a bear, she was growling like, arrgghhhh!"
The second guy says "oh yeah? Last night I had my woman sounding like a wolf, she was moaning like, aaooowwww!"
The third guy says "That’s nothing, last night I had my woman sounding like a dolphin."
"A dolphin?" the first two asked. They were puzzled.
"Yeah" he says "I had her in doggystyle position, and right when I was gonna stick it in her rear, she looked back, nodding and sqeeking "ee ee ee ee!"
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