A guy from England, named John, just arrived in New York and took a taxi to get to his hotel. When they passed the great great statue of liberty, John pokes the taxi driver to ask him a question about the impressive building. But the driver scares very badly and loses the control over the wheel. He nearly hits a shop and nearly ran into a home. When they finally stopped, John asked why the driver scared so badly.

The driver replys: its not your fault bit this is my first day as a taxi driver.. i used to drive a hearse for 25 years!