A man walks into a whorehouse and asks the madam,"Pardon me madam, are you a union whorehouse?"
She replies:"No, were not"
HE says: "THEN you can’t have my business because I only shop at union businesses."
He walks into a second whorehouse and asks the madam,"Pardon me madam, are you a union whorehouse?"
She replies:"No, were not"
HE says: "THEN you can’t have my business because I only shop at union businesses."
He then walks into a third whorehouse and asks the madam,"Pardon me madam, are you a union whorehouse?"
She replies:"Why, yes we are."
HE says: "THEN you have my business because I only shop at union businesses, and I’ll take that pretty blond in the corner."
She replies:"OH I’m sorry you can’t have her, you have to take the fat ugly one because she has seniority."