One morning while making breakfast, a husband walked up to his wife, pinched her butt, and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control-top pantyhose.”

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, “You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra.”

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his privates.

With a death grip in place, she said, “You know, if you formed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother!”