Once there were two men. They got lost in the wildness and after a long time of searching something to eat they discovered a little hut. The knocked on the door and an old lady opened up. They asked: May u give us something to eat? She responded: Yea, I've you give me some sex!
After a little break they decided to give her what she wanted and one of the two boys entered the house. Because the old woman was nearly blind, he quickly grabed a carrot and used it on here instead of his real one! After the where finished having sex, he quickly tossed the carrot out the window and receiveid lots of food from the old woman. As he exited the house, his friend was happy and told him: No need for me having sex with this old lady anymore, I found a karrot lying around in the garden so I ate allready