Confucius Says…

Rape is impossible. Lady run much faster with dress up than man with pants down!

He who sniffs Coke, drowns.

Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!

To make egg roll, push it.

Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy...

He who fart in church sit in own pew.

He who fucks dynamite gets big bang out of it.

She who rides bike peddles ass all over town.

He who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no new key.

Man who pick nose - head cave in.

Fly which rests on toilet seat gets pissed off.

Man who eats photograph of his sire is soon spitting image of his father.

Woman who put chicken and peas in soup, very unhygienic.

Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's sink.

Man who piss into strong wind gets wet.

Bread that is cast upon water gets soggy and sinks.

Hamsters which crawl into the wrong orifice get shit-faced.

Man with athletic f