Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?

A: An impossibility.


Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with another lawyer?

A: Nothing. There are some things that not even nature can permit.


Q: Why didn't the circus clown feel so bad about his career?

A: At least he wasn't a lawyer.


Q: What is the difference between pigs and lawyers?

A: You can learn to respect a pig.


Q: What is the difference between baseball and law?

A: In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.


Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.


Q: Why didn't the doctor (any other profession) pay the rent on his outhouse?

A: He didn't like the l