A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.


He turns to bartender and says, "Hey, about those Democrats in the Congress . .."




"STOP pal - I don't allow talk about politics in my bar!" interrupted the bartender.




A few minutes later the guy tried again, "People say about the Pope ..."


"NO religion talk, either," the bartender cuts in.




One more try to break the boredom..." I thought the Yankees would..."


"NO sports talk...That's how fights start in bars!" the barman said.




"Look, how about sex. Can I talk to you about sex?"


"Sure, that we can talk abo