a blind man went into the doctor one day and complained that he had a sore penis and genitals. when the doctor ran some tests he came up with this,
Doctor: well you do not have prostate cancer, theres major swelling but i cant seem to to figure out why, how is your sex life?
Patient: um its pretty good, my girlfriend and i have sex about twice a week. but my girlfriend has rough sex
Doctor: sir, um, just wondering how much does your wife weight?
Patient: idk 130 pounds, i dont care whats on the outside, and its not just because im blind, but she told me shes a blonde from sweden
Doctor, really? well mayby could you bring her in next week for your checkup
Patient: sure
so the blind man brings in his girlfriend and she turns out to be a 500 pound ginger, it turns out its not rough sex she just
sits on him for an hour each time