The Indian Top 10:


1. Tears on My Pillau.


2. Its my chappalti and I'll cry if I want to.


3. Tikka Chance on Me.


4. Scatnaan.


5. Korma Korma Chameleon.


6. What's the Story Morning Tandoori.


7. Easy like Sanjay Morning.


8. You Can't Curry Love.


9. Poppadum Preach.


10. Sheikh Your Body. All available on the fantastic new album, Turban Hymns by Donner Summer.



Bohemian Curry (sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)


Naan-aa, just killed a man

Poppadom against his head

Had lime pickle, now he's dead.

Naan-aa, dinner just begun

But now I'm going to crap it all away.

Naan-a