a blind man went into the doctors on ways to increase his life span, the doctor said eat dark chocolate. drink wine, and most of all have steady sex in your life. so the blind man said ohhh dont worry about the steady sex, i have sex at least 3 -4 times a day, and the doctor said well you dont have anything to worry about then, the blind man added, yes but i have a very small penis you see, the doctor replied, that doesnt have a affect, the man replied ye its this women she never leaves my house, shes always infront of my door and wont move and i cant ever lock the door. the doctor said really omg this is very serious, the man replied ye so i deal wit it by havin sex wit her the doctor replied, really? well mayby i should have a look at this women, later on the doctor figured out that there was no woman at all and since the blind mans penis was so small he was havin sex with the keyhole in his bathroom door.