One day, an old farmer in the country side decides to plant some cabbage seeds. He goes outside and realizes that he is far too old to dig that many holes. he writes to his oldest son, and says: "I wish you were here, I can't do any more farmwork because I am too old." The next day, the son writes back, "DAD, DON'T DIG IN THE YARD, THAT'S WHERE I HID THE BODY OF THAT PERSON I TOLD YOU ABOUT!!!" The farmer, very confused, takes the letter to the police, and they send 30 officers with shovels to dig for the body. In the end, they never found anything and went home. 2 Days later, the son wrote back to the father and said "Did you get the cops to dig up your yard yet?"