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Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. He's an elderly man and figures he's not getting any younger. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.

He walks into the house and says to his wife; 'Notice anything different about
me?''

Margaret looks him over, 'Nope' she says.

Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looks up and says, 'Bert, what's different?

It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.'

Furious, Bert yells, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?''

'Nope', she replies.

Bert yells 'CAUSE IT'S LOOKIN' AT MY NEW BOOTS'!

To which Margaret replies... 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. You really shoulda bought a hat.'
djohn23 Uploaded 04/09/2008
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