A man was tanning on a nude beach when a little girl was walking his way. Quickly the man covered himself with a magazine. Curious the little girl asked what was under the magazine.
The man replied, "A bird."
The little girl asked to see the bird, but the man told her to run along. After the girl left the man dozed off. Later that day the man awoke in the hospital.
The doctor asked, "Do you know what happened."
The man replied, "All I remember is seeing this little girl and dozing off."
The doctor went search for the girl to ask what she did. Eventally he found her.
She said, "She was curious and looked under the magazine and started to play with it, it spit at her, so she broke it's neck, cracked it's eggs and lit it's nest on fire."