david had just baught a parot. it was unfortunantley and amazingly ride onee, always yelling, and never saying please, or thank you. david tried everything to calm the bird down, he played soft music, talked quietly, but nothing worked. so, finally, he took the parot and put it in the freezer. it kept kicking and yelling when eventually it stopped. david was frightend that he might have hurt the bird, so he quickly opened the freezer and took the bird out. the bird politely said "im sorry that i might have offended you previously with my rude behavior. might i ask what the chicken had done?"