I went to the corner store to buy some smokes for the first time today, I asked the guy behind the counter to show me whats good.

He picked up one packet. It said; "Smokers die younger."

I said, "No, my Mum wouldn't like that."

So he picked up another packet. It said; "Smoking clogs the arteries and causes heart attacks and strokes."

I said, "No, my doctor wouldn't like that."

So he picked up another packet. It said; "Smoking can damage the sperm and decreases fertility."

I said, "I'll take that one. I don't think the sock under my bed really gives a fuck."